No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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