i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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