guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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