she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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