Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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