So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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