help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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