you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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