Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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