Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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