Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
