I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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