In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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