In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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