Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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