Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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