he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I bet he comes in French.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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