margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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