You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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