shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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