one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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