I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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