I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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