Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This is not my ceiling
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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