Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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