So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I will pee on everything he values.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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