Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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