hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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