i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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