Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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