On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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