When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ketchup is God's man juice
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
