the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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