That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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