Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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