Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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