I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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