Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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