idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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