She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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