Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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