Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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