All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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