I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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