Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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