O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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