shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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