"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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