we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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