Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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