Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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