if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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