is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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