check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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