She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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