Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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